Ninja Penguin, fighting with a sword that can be used as a shield. Oh, those arrows are no more than an inconvenience as our hero fights the good fight against evil penguins!
I recognize this from my studies of history. It's one of the great penguin battles of Antarctica, in which the great Samurai penguin "Coldfoot" single-handedly infamous penguin tyrant, "Monochrome the Merciless."
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ninja penguins
are so cool
my face
is melting off
as I write